You’ve read about the new Miss America.

You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Michelle Taylor was crowned Miss Alaska 2013 at the conclusion of the state pageant held on June 28, 2013 at the Wendy Williamson Auditorium. She will represent the state of Alaska at the upcoming Miss America 2014 this September in Atlantic City.

I’m old enough to remember when beauty contests actually rewarded…

Never mind. The picture says it all.

Miss Alaska

I wish Miss Taylor well and sincerely hope that she enjoys a happy and successful life, but this selection takes pandering to a whole new level.

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